Man Caught with Shrimp Down His Pants
By: Andie Mitchell
Published: March 29, 2011

Brian McDaniel, 37, was arrested yesterday after attempting to steal a package of frozen shrimp in a Dover, Pennsylvania grocery store. McDaniel hid the shrimp in his pants and fled the store, assaulting a store security guard on his way out. He is currently being held on $10,000 bail. While the security guard admits only minor injuries, it is unclear whether the shrimp can say the same. Photo by wordridden