Kinkiest Use of Chinese Food
By: Anthony Adragna
Published: April 10, 2011

Also, this guy was the worst roommate ever. We've all probably been there at some point in our lives. Living with a roommate is difficult and often times personalities don't click. Well, this situation is completely different.
One guy, we'll call him Doug as the full story does, needed a roommate to take a spare bedroom to help him pay rent in New York City. So he found this guy, called Jack, who was a former Columbia School of Journalism graduate student and a fellow writer. Jack kept to himself, worked on his novel and ordered a lot of Chinese food. Generally, the two guys didn't interact that much. And that was fine with Doug.
Then, one day, it started to rain and Doug heard water flooding into the apartment from an open window in Jack's room. He entered and saw a ton of half-eaten boxes of Chinese food. Not that weird— plenty of people are messy and don't empty the trash often enough. Then, he spotted the boot. It was filled with old rice, noodles, etc. And then he spotted the body. It looked like a human, covered with a hooded sweatshirt, jeans and gloves. But this was clearly no human. Old Chinese food spilled from the seams. And then he spotted a hole in the fly. Jack had been using this Chinese food-filled, self-built dummy for his sexual gratification.
Doug changed the locks and banned Jack. Good plan.
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