Four Loko Food Pairings
By: Sarah Chappell
Published: April 28, 2011

Four Loko, the banned alcoholic energy drink, refuses to accept its fate. Lovers of the dangerous beverage have raised it to cult status, with farewell multi-course dinners and cans hoarded beneath floorboards.
Wondering what to do with your secret stash? Try the Four Loko Sommelier! Created by humorist Hudson Hongo, the website will help you to pair your meal with this "nuanced and abstruse elixir." A microwaved pound of chocolate with an olive oil glaze is apparently ideal with Uva, "a complex Loko... [with] notes of Dimetapp and ether." A found pizza eaten in the afternoon with ranch dressing? Perfect with Orange Blend.
Yum.
Photo by Mulling it Over