Ninja Chopsticks Will Defeat Your Kung Pao Chicken
By: Marissa Brassfield
Published: May 9, 2012

These ninja chopsticks encourage you to play with your food. One chopstick features a masked ninja with a set of rubber arms that holds the other chopstick -- or, rather, its weapon. ThinkGeek emphasizes that if danger arises, the chopsticks can easily protect your plate.
If you're more into peaceful ways of using chopsticks, then check out these unicorn chopsticks.