Get Choking Advice from 'Bob's Burgers'
By: Rosemina Nazarali
Published: July 12, 2012

Bob's Burgers released a Choking First Aid chart to help their diners understand the proper procedures of helping someone that is choking. Bob's Burgers isn't exactly a reliable source -- the chart advises you "tell the victim you won't help him until he stops being such a diva." 
The choking chart also suggests you make sure the victim knows how much they owe you for saving his/her life, and to take note of their attractiveness (without forgetting about their personality, of course). 
Check out Bob's Burgers Choking First Aid chart below!