Bruce Bad’s Manly Partay Mix
Ingredients
Get this stuff and don’t argue:
1 regular sized box of Crispex. I don’t like the Wheat Chex. It’s too dark and brooding. It’s a party!
Worcestershire Sauce. Get Lea & Perrins
Granulated garlic
Lowry’s seasoned Salt.
Tabasco brand pepper sauce
Butter
Planters Red Skin peanuts. Don’t be cheap and buy generic stuff
In a large bowl that all this will fit into comfortably, and will fit into the microwave
Preparation
1
Melt a half stick of butter in the bowl. About a minute and ten seconds.
2
Add five (5) tablespoons of Worcestershire sauce.
3
About six hard shakes of Tabasco Sauce. (Three if you’re using one of those mongo food service bottles.)
4
One teaspoon of seasoning salt.
5
Several shakes of the garlic. I guess that works out to about one tablespoon.
6
Mix that altogether furiously with a wooden spoon or whisk.
7
Dump the Crispex and one cup of peanuts into the bowl and mix quickly and well. Make sure everything gets coated well.
8
Microwave for 1 minute and 45 seconds.
9
Take out and stir well. Take a big whiff. If it doesn’t sting your eyes and make you cough, you’ve done something wrong.
10
Microwave for another 1 minute and 45 seconds. Take out and stir well.
11
Microwave for another 1 minute and 45 seconds. Take out and stir well.
12
Let it rest for fifteen minutes.
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About
From The Book, Manly Recipes For Manly Men Who Don’t Know Nuthin ‘bout Frainch, But Know If It Tastes Good, It Is Good. Dis Is Good! And You Do It In The Miraclewave. It Only Takes About Ten Minutes To Make.
Added:
Wednesday, February 2, 2011 - 1:03pm
