Snowman Poop
By: Anonymous
Published: Saturday, February 13, 2010 - 5:46pm

Preparation

1 In a small decorative container, or zip baggie, place miniature white marshmallows, white mints, white chocolate covered raisins or peanuts, or other white candies. Seal/cover container, and decorate as desired. Then attach one of the following poems:#1Heard you've been naughtyso here's the scoopall you get for Christmas issnowman poop 2 #2Santa's been makin' his list and checkin' it twiceHe knows that you've been naughtyNot nice. . . . .Since coal is so expensiveHere's the scoopSanta has left youSnowman Poop! 3 #3I heard you've been naughty, 4 So listen: here's the scoop. 5 I'm running short on coal this year,So you get snowman poop. 6 Love, Santa 7 #4In the cold of winter when snow arrives, All the snowman dance and feel alive. 8 If you follow in their tracks,You will find little droppings from their cracks. 9 Round and whiteSo sweet and lightEat one eat two and have sweet dreams tonight! 10 #5Santa came and went last nightTraveling on his worldwide loopBecause you weren't so good this yearYou get no coal just snowman poopRound and white so sweet and lightEat some and have good dreams tonight