Total Steps
12
Ingredients
16
Tools Needed
1
Ingredients
- diet cola
- chocolate bar
- Hot Chocolate
- Toast
- Cheesecake
- Vodka
- popcorn
- maltezers
- javas
- slurpees
- Biscuit pieces
- spinach
- peppermint ice-cream
- apples
- red jelly snakes
- Chocolate
Instructions
Step 1
If no one sees you eat something, it has no calories.
Step 2
When drinking <a href="/technique/Y2KWPXSQ/diet">diet</a> cola with a chocolate bar, the chocolate bar is cancelled out by the cola.
Step 3
When you eat with someone else, calories don't count as long as you eat less than them.
Step 4
Food used for medical purposes does NOT count, for example: Hot Chocolate, Toast, Cheesecake and Vodka.
Step 5
If you fatten up the people around you, you will look thinner.
Step 6
Cinema related foods have zero calories, as they are part of an entertainment package and not counted as food intake (this includes: popcorn, chocolate bars, maltezers, javas and slurpees).
Step 7
Biscuit pieces have no calories because breaking up the calories cause leakages.
Step 8
Foods licked from knives and forks have no fat, if you are in the process of cooking something.
Step 9
Foods that are the same <a href="/technique/HT4RHHGB/color">color</a> have the same amount of fat (eg. spinach and peppermint ice-cream , apples and red jelly snakes).
Step 10
Chocolate is like a food wild card. It <a href="/technique/TPWNYF5L/can">can</a> be <a href="/technique/W5QQLYTM/substituted">substituted</a> for any food <a href="/technique/HT4RHHGB/color">color</a>.
Step 11
Anything eaten while standing has no calories due to gravity and the density of the calorie mass.
Step 12
Food consumed from someone else's <a href="/technique/ZJ3WDM5Q/plate">plate</a> has no fat as it rightfully belongs to the other person and will cling to his/her <a href="/technique/ZJ3WDM5Q/plate">plate.</a> (Oh, how fat loves to cling.)