Kevin Strahle lives in New Jersey and describes himself as a "meathead who can lift heavy things and then put them down. I can eat tons of food and drink gallons of milk in under 10 minutes." So perhaps it should come as no surprise that he would buy a $260 bottle of Cristal Champagne and then chug it in under a minute.
Why, you might ask? Strahle explains, "People can OCCUPY WALL STREET but I OCCUPY $260 bottles of CRISTAL CHAMPAGNE because I can afford to piss away my money." Oh, and his shirt says, "Guns don't kill people. I kill people." Classy.
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