Maxim Names Paula Deen Sexiest Female Chef
By: Anthony Adragna
Published: October 11, 2011

Notoriously-classy magazine Maxim has come out with a list of the top 5 sexiest female TV Chefs. Giada De Laurentiis and Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi both appear on the list, but do not top it. That honor belongs to Paula Deen.
Here's the top 5: 

5. Eden Grinshpan
4. Aida Mollenkamp
3. Giada De Laurentiis 
2. Padma Lakshmi
1. Paula Deen

The magazine explains Deen's selection, "we find danger sexy. Just imagining the slippery, sloppy butter-sex we'd have with Paula makes us...hungry for a bacon-wrapped, beer batter-fried stick of butter, weirdly." Umm, yeah, whatever.