Talk about a ballsy buffet: the chefs competing at the 2011 World Testicle & Aphrodisiac Cooking Championships will all dedicate their testicle dishes to the royal couple. While we don't know whether Prince William and Duchess Catherine (née Kate Middleton) will actually dine on the cooked cojones, we do know that animal testes have long been considered a libido-booster.
Ljubomir Erovic, a cook who'll be competing at the World Testicle & Aphrodisiac Cooking Championships in Serbia, thinks that the royal couple should try some of his testicle-themed recipes to raise their chances of conceiving an heir.
Erovic wrote in his Cooking With Balls cookbook, "All testicles can be eaten -- except human, of course." I'll take his word for it.