You Expect Me to Eat That???
By: Shoshanna Levy
Published: May 8, 2011

Thank you Grist for this gross and hilarious slide show round up of 12 Things That You Should Never Put in Your Mouth!
Some of the highlights:
Twinkie Sushi- It's good to know that this ever-lasting junk food staple is also quite versatile.
Canned Whole Chicken- It looks as disgusting as it sounds. Let's hope that this does not end up in your emergency food stash, because I'm not sure there is ever a time where this should be considered food! 
Funyuns Flamin' Hot- This is a perfect of example of; just because it's gluten free does not mean you should eat it! 
Batter Blaster- What will they think of next? Pancake mix in a whip-cream style canister, and it's even organic! See above, but replace gluten free with organic.
Cheeseburger in a Can- Well, at least the chicken in a can has a friend. It's so easy, as you can even heat the opened can in a double broiler. Suddenly, Mickey Dees seems a tad less gross (only the smallest of tads).
Photos: Urbandude and Iampeas