Drink Red Bull, Get Away with Murder
By: Becky Bracken
Published: June 8, 2011

Stephen Coffeen, from Clearwater, Florida admits he smothered his own father with the couch cushion. But the Red Bull made him do it. Cool? 
Apparently it is cool. The Red Bull defense worked. A judge found Coffeen guilty by reason of insanity which will keep him out of jail. He'll be sent to a mental facility for six months for evaluation, and after that, could be released. No jail time for murdering your dad? 
What next? The Rockstar Energy Drink bank robbery defense? The Crystal Light made me shoplift? I'm sorry I was speeding officer, I drank too much coffee!