Herman Cain Sings Imagine There's No Pizza
By: Anthony Adragna
Published: October 18, 2011

Former Godfather's Pizza CEO and current GOP presidential contender Herman Cain probably wishes The Omaha World-Herald hadn't uncovered this video from a 1991 Omaha Press Club performance. Cain spoofs John Lennon's legendary "Imagine" with these lyrics. 
Imagine there's no pizza
		I couldn't if I tried
		Eating only tacos
		Or Kentucky Fried
		Imagine only burgers
		It's frightening and sad
You're lucky you have pizza
		To feed for kids for you
		Only frosting or cookies
		And no dishes you must do
		Imagine eating pizza
		Each and every day
You may say that it's junk food
		But to me it's so much more
		It gives my life its meaning
		And it makes a lot of dough
Imagine mozzarella
		Anchovies on the side
		And maybe, pepperoni
		Rounds out your pizza pie
		Imagine getting pizza
		Delivered to your door
You don't have to give up now
		On my skateboard I will go
		I'll be back in 30 minutes
		I just bought Dominoes
All I am saying
		Is give pizza a chance
		All I am saying
		Give pizza a chance!
		All I am saying
		Is give pizza a chance
		All I am saying
		You've got to, got to give pizza a chance!

The song prompted a Twitter meme, #HermanCainPizzaJams. Talking Points Memo rounds up the best.