Basketball Star Kevin Garnett Makes Ridiculous Cooking Metaphor
By: Anthony Adragna
Published: December 14, 2011

After a lengthy lockout, NBA stars will once again take the court in December. Players are adjusting to the abbreviated training camp period and have openly complained about its length. It was one such complaint that prompted Boston Celtics star Kevin Garnett to make one of the most bizarre cooking metaphors ever. See if it makes sense to you....
"Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something, then throw it on top of something, then fry it up and put it in a tortilla and put in a microwave, heat it up and give it to you and expect it to taste good. You know? For those of you who can cook, y'all know what I'm talking about. If y'all can't cook, this doesn't concern you."

Um, right, of course. Because that DOES make sense? 
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