Major Ice Cream Spill Closes Indiana Highway
By: Anthony Adragna
Published: December 25, 2011

This is a real Christmas tragedy. Are we allowed to cry over melted Edy's ice cream? A tractor trailer crashed and turned over on its side, spilling more than 40,000 gallons of ice cream on an Indiana highway. Cartons of vanilla, caramel praline crunch and other flavors hit the ground. 
The driver was taken to a hospital with minor injuries. Crew members cleaned up the spill. There is no word what happened to the ice cream. 
Guess the Satorialist must be really sad.