Woman Impressively Shoplifts Case of Guinness
By: Anthony Adragna
Published: December 27, 2011

Closed circuit television captured what may well be the most impressive shoplifting crime ever. This woman crams a whole case of Guinness in between her thighs before walking out of the store. Crime doesn't pay, but sometimes it is mighty impressive. 
This theft was not even close to the worst disaster for alcohol vendors this year. Remember this epic wine disaster?