If you can't use the force to get noodles, rice, or sushi into your mouth, these Star Wars "Chop Sabers" from thinkgeek.com combine the functionality of chopsticks with the flair of the light saber. And with both Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader models available, you can recreate "I am your Father" at the dinner table. And, showing attention to detail, the Darth Maul chop sabers snap together. Though, as ThinkGeek perceptively points out, "Not sure how you'd eat like that, though."
And be sure to read the fine print about these Star Wars Chop Sabers before purchasing: "Lightsabers do not light up or slice effortlessly through flesh. Sorry."
But maybe you'd prefer to be a ninja with your chopsticks?