Jerry Seinfeld Supports Early Death, Not Soda Bans
By: Rosemina Nazarali
Published: June 7, 2012

Jerry Seinfeld has confessed that he does not support the New York City soda ban, saying he much prefers the idea of an over-intake of sugar causing early death. Don't worry, I think the funnyman was just joking. 
"I don't think I'm in favor," he said. "I'm in favor of continuing the accelerated Darwinian process of early death and weeding out most of the population through sugary drinks." 
When it comes to his own household, Seinfeld says his kids don't have much exposure to soft drinks. 
"My kids haven't had that many sodas. They don't really know what it is... When I was a kid, it was nothing but."